Came to the computer, needing to print. Hit print button. No joy. Look at the display. No display. No flashy little lights on the console. All symptoms point to loss of power.
Can't be loss of power. Printer's had power non-stop for almost 2 years. It's even on the UPS.
Look around the room. Computer on. Lights on. House has power. But printer acts like it has no power.
But it can't be power loss. Printer's had power non-stop for almost 2 years.
Scratch head. Apply Occam's razor. Simplest answer is that printer has no power. Sigh. It's pointless and time wasting, but try anyway. Check power connector on back of printer. It's snug. Follow cable. Follow cable over bookcase. Follow cable under chair cushion. Finally get to wall.
Fuck. Printer not on UPS. Printer not plugged in. Wife unplugged printer to charge cell phone. Why cellphone charger needs uninterruptable power? Question for another day.
Sigh. "That's why we ask stupid troubleshooting questions."
Dammit.